Swine Flu

A comprehensive online guide on what Swine Flu is and how you could protect yourself from it.

What is Swine Flu?

Swine Flu, also known as S Wine flu, is a virus found in Somalia-made wine. Yes, as you might have guessed, this is affected and most probably caused by the recent piracy raids along the coast of Somalia by Somali pirates. Researchers and scientists and fortune tellers suspect that Somali pirates might have raided an African vessel by mistake at night thinking that there was no one there, and only on the boat did they realise that they were surrounded by Africans. HIV/Aids must have been contracted right there and then, and an infected pirate must have brought the virus with him along to a school visit to a wine farm.

Meanwhile, a Lazytown video 'You Are A Pirate'


The Somalia method of winemaking would involving the gathering of grapes first. If grapes are scarce, they wold use GReen APES as a substitute. Tastes the same to them. Next they would step on it, and then spit on it for good fortune. After all the juices have been squeezed out, they would collect random floating coke glass bottles which floated there all the way from China or Sngapore, and fill it up with Juice. This is Somali Wine.

It enhances all types of food. Simply because anything tastes divine after drinking Somalian wine.Anyway, S Wine Flu is present only in Somalia-made wines corked in years 1999-2009.


How do i prevent myself from getting swine flu?

You don't prevent yourself from getting S Wine flu, you prevent yourself from preventing yourself from preventing yourself from getting S Wine flu (which essentially is the same thing).
1.Drink Ribena. It's a wonderful substitute for wine.
2.Destroy all the objects in your houseold capable or storing liquid.
3.Pay Lorenzo $10
4.Play WordChallege instead.
5.Drink water. It's another substitute.
6.Eat some Caesium, so you will never ever consume anything ever again.