Melamine...(Quite a cool word actually)

You heard recently about the Melamine being present in milk and stuff, so it's like Fake milk in a way. Where'd you get fake milk from? (Fake breasts) jk,

Anyway if you didn't know, Melamine is the toxic substance used to make Porcelain plates. Instead of the chinese government like recalling all of these melaminated milk, i suggest that:

1.Recall all the milk, spoilt or not.
2.Put them in a plate mould
3.Freeze it.
4.Obtain (x) porcelain plates
5.1.Sell them to the public.
5.2.Give them for free to families whose babies died from the Melaminated milk.

That's brilliant, i thought. Meanwhile, if you hate drinking milk in the morning, tell your parents there's melamine in it.